From that great state of Florida, we learn about the bias they have against the Northeast. A woman wearing a MIT t-shirt was initially banned from voting in yesterday's presidential election (read article from Boca Raton News). Now if she had been wearing a Harvard shirt, I might have understood. (pdf version of article)
Regardless, we should only allow nerds from CalTech or Stanford to vote. The world would be a safer place. With that ... on to 2016. By tomorrow candidates will be lining up from both parties. Ugh.